"One day it occurred to me that it had been many years since the world had been afforded the spectacle of a man adventurous enough to undertake a journey through Germany on foot. After much thought, I decided that I was a person fitted to furnish to mankind this spectacle. So I determined to do it. This was in March, 1878." Mark Twain, A Tramp Abroad
Christmas Card Rejects
no toys allowed in the picture (and now you know what was really making her smile--not an overflow of christmas cheer, but a plastic doll)
sorry kid, you've got to stay within the green backdrop, none of that standing up stuff!
no silly, the camera is over here
trying to eat the camera does not count as smiling for the camera